Post by Chloe on Jul 15, 2006 17:35:08 GMT
Phoebe: Yeah. You have a better idea?
Paige: Normally, yes. But sadly, this time, no.
7x20 Imaginary fiends
Paige: Our sister is missing.
Phoebe: And there are fifty jobs on the line if the paper does not come out.
Paige: Well, you can cancel the subscription to our house if the demons don't get out.
7x17 Scry hard
Leo: Where's Phoebe going?
Paige: Probably to a mental institution.
7x21 Death becomes them
Paige: This is your idea of a rah-rah speech? You're supposed to be cheering
her up, not pushing her off the ledge!
7x16 The seven year witch
Paige: Well, it looks as if the Elders had an original thought for once, because there's no precedence for what they've done to Leo.
7x16 The seven year witch
Paige: He's actually right. Without the Wyatt force field thing ...
Chris: Ok. Do you have to keep rubbing that in?
Paige: Aren't there any therapists in the future?
6x18 Spin city
Paige: Hmm. Check it out. I can really, really only deal with one whacked-out sister at a time.
6x01 Valhalley of the dolls part 1
Piper: No. All I remember him saying is that he was leaving to become an Elder, and I wished him good luck.
Phoebe: That's it? That was your big good-bye?
Phoebe starts dialing.
Paige: Who are you calling, spells "r" us?
6x01 Valhalley of the dolls part 1
Paige: No, I can't say as I did, but it's fun, you know? I get to work with my hands and it's kind of like nature and best of all, there's no magic. (Lupita looks strangely at Paige.)
Paige: Markers - magic markers. I'm crazy--crazy allergic.
6x04 Dirty blondes
Paige: Well, call me butter, 'cause I'm on a roll.
6x06 Fantasies in the flesh
Piper: What the hell is going on?
Paige: Bitch later, vanquish now.
6x07 Soul sister
Piper: Ok, so you want me to add "baby-sit the sword" and "mix vanquishing potion" to my never-ending to-do list?
Paige: Look, sword is stuck in the stone. You know it. I know it. The bad guys know it. And nobody's gonna get it out until King Arthur pulls it out, and when that happens, there'll be lots of fireworks.
6x08 Charmed in Camelot
Leo: Because only the ultimate power on earth can handle Excalibur. That's why the Lady stayed in the lake, to insulate herself from the power of the sword.
Paige: Ok, so we should find Piper and then drown her.
6x08 Charmed in Camelot
Paige: Owww!
Leo: Feeling any better?
Paige: No, I'm pretty sure "ow" signifies that I am not, in fact, feeling any better.
6x08 Charmed in Camelot
Phoebe: Wow. A magic-free life. You're the last witch in the world I'd expect that from.
Paige: It's not magic-free. It's just ... magic-lite.
6x11 Witchstock
Paige: Ok, you go get Phoebe, I'll go get Richard.
Piper: But what if he's infected, too?
Paige: Well, I'll save him, and then I'll kill him.
6x13 Used karma
Jinny: But you cannot handle him. Nobody can. He has a flying carpet and an army of forty thieves.
Phoebe: Thirty-eight. I vanquished two.
Paige: Let me guess. He wanted a crew and a nice ride. Original for a demon's wish, eh?
6x15 I dream of Phoebe
Phoebe: What? Are you kidding me? I--I just felt -- Paige: Pissed? Phoebe: Very.
Paige: Well, as someone who's seen Carrie -- both versions-- I'd say the reunion is over.
6x17 Hyde school reunion
Paige: Well, you've heard of recapturing your youth. I think Phoebe's youth is trying to capture her.
6x17 Hyde school reunion
Paige: He's actually right. Without the Wyatt force field thing ...
Chris: Ok. Do you have to keep rubbing that in?
Paige: Aren't there any therapists in the future?
6x18 Spin city
Paige: You could've told us he was a Jedi Master warlock.
5x08 A witch in time
Leo: Because nobody knows where the fairy tale fortress is. It's location has been kept secret, even from the Elders.
Paige: Where was their infinite wisdom on the day that was decided?
5x03 Happily ever after
Piper: See? This is why we do not summon Darklighters to the house!
Paige: Noted. Now what the hell is going on with your powers, lady?
Piper: I don't know. I think my half-Whitelighter baby thought that fireworks would be prettier than demon guts.
Paige: Okay, we need to teach your also half-witch baby the joys of maiming
and killing demons.
5x04 Siren's song
Leo: I talked with the Elders. They don't know of any demon powerful enough to manipulate Cole.
Paige: Ooh, the Elders don't know anything, what a shock.
5x07 Sympathy for the demon
Paige: No, Phoebe leaves the house to go to work. I can understand wanting a break from guys, but come on already, she's gonna wear out the batteries.
5x10 The mummy's tomb
Piper: Egypt? Phoebe is in Egypt?
Paige: On the bright side, we'll get to see the pyramids.
5x10 The mummy's tomb
Piper: Are you trying to help or are you just gonna ramble?
Paige: I'm just gonna ramble.
5x11 The importance of being Phoebe
Paige: I'd say Phoebe skipped straight from preoccupied to paranoid.
Leo: You're exaggerating.
Paige: Am I? Yesterday a balloon exploded and she stormed down here with a vanquishing potion.
5x14 Sand Francisco dreaming
Paige: Everybody is odd in San Francisco, that's why we fit in so well.
5x14 Sand Francisco dreaming
Paige: You know, this all started when El mystery mare arrived. Maybe she's a Trojan unicorn sent to suck away our magic.
5x15 Special delivery
Cronyn: Oh, don't worry, I hate good magic, fairy tales, wishes on stars, and children who believe in Santa Claus. Mortals don't know it exists, but magic infuses all their hopes and dreams.
Paige: Stand back, I think he's gonna break out in song.
5x15 Special delivery
Phoebe: "I thought I'd try again. How about Saturday night?" He is asking me out again.
Paige: Well, if you're gonna do it, I would go with Saturday, seeing as how
we'll probably be dead by then.
5x17 Lucky Charmed
Phoebe: Wait a minute, you just said something.
Paige: I did? Was it smart?
5x18 Cat house
Paige: Ehh! Gosh, what's that smell? I hope it's not breakfast.
Piper: I'm making an herbal sleep remedy.
Paige: Oh, remind me never to get insomnia.
5x19 Naughty nymphs
Nate: I think the eighth grade sort of sucks for everybody.
Paige: Yeah, mine just kinda sucked publicly
5x20 Sense and sense ability
Phoebe: Okay, devil's advocate, until we figure out how powerful they are, we shouldn't use you as bait.
Paige: Witch's advocate, there are evil gods running around on the loose that we should eliminate before Wyatt gets home.
5x22 Oh my goddess, part 1
Elders will all be dead and we'll own the heavens. (Piper, Phoebe and Paige appear.) Who are you?
Paige: The Supremes.
5x22 Oh my goddess, part 1
Phoebe: Or how about this one. I'm gonna go check with the Elders. Do you actually thinks he checks with the Elders?
Paige: Ha! No, he probably just orbs to a sports bar and buys his buddies rounds of drinks. (in a manly voice) Yeah, my wife thinks I'm up there. Here's to the Elders.
5x22 Oh my goddess, part 1
Paige: You can't say demons followed by 'oh my god'. I'm new at this, I'm likely to panic.
4x03 Hell hath no fury
Paige: Forget that. What's life like under the sea? Does your skin get wrinkly? Does algae pose as a personal hygiene problem.
5x01 A witch's tail, part 1
Phoebe: Look, I am not a common goldfish. I can not ignore the call of the sea.
Paige: Well, the call of the common bathtub is just gonna have to do.
5x02 A witch's tail, part 2
Paige (to Piper): Minor setback? The room is on fire! You're supposed to be figuring out a way to vanquish Necron, not yourself.
5x02 A witch's tail, part 2
Paige: Phoebe gets to fight. Phoebe gets to levitate. I - I get to cook.
4x04 Enter the demon
Glen: Who are they?
Paige: The soon to be ex-sisters I was telling you about.
4x06 A knight to remember
Paige: Thank God chivalry is dead. He is getting on my last nerve.
4x06 A knight to remember
Paige: Normally, yes. But sadly, this time, no.
7x20 Imaginary fiends
Paige: Our sister is missing.
Phoebe: And there are fifty jobs on the line if the paper does not come out.
Paige: Well, you can cancel the subscription to our house if the demons don't get out.
7x17 Scry hard
Leo: Where's Phoebe going?
Paige: Probably to a mental institution.
7x21 Death becomes them
Paige: This is your idea of a rah-rah speech? You're supposed to be cheering
her up, not pushing her off the ledge!
7x16 The seven year witch
Paige: Well, it looks as if the Elders had an original thought for once, because there's no precedence for what they've done to Leo.
7x16 The seven year witch
Paige: He's actually right. Without the Wyatt force field thing ...
Chris: Ok. Do you have to keep rubbing that in?
Paige: Aren't there any therapists in the future?
6x18 Spin city
Paige: Hmm. Check it out. I can really, really only deal with one whacked-out sister at a time.
6x01 Valhalley of the dolls part 1
Piper: No. All I remember him saying is that he was leaving to become an Elder, and I wished him good luck.
Phoebe: That's it? That was your big good-bye?
Phoebe starts dialing.
Paige: Who are you calling, spells "r" us?
6x01 Valhalley of the dolls part 1
Paige: No, I can't say as I did, but it's fun, you know? I get to work with my hands and it's kind of like nature and best of all, there's no magic. (Lupita looks strangely at Paige.)
Paige: Markers - magic markers. I'm crazy--crazy allergic.
6x04 Dirty blondes
Paige: Well, call me butter, 'cause I'm on a roll.
6x06 Fantasies in the flesh
Piper: What the hell is going on?
Paige: Bitch later, vanquish now.
6x07 Soul sister
Piper: Ok, so you want me to add "baby-sit the sword" and "mix vanquishing potion" to my never-ending to-do list?
Paige: Look, sword is stuck in the stone. You know it. I know it. The bad guys know it. And nobody's gonna get it out until King Arthur pulls it out, and when that happens, there'll be lots of fireworks.
6x08 Charmed in Camelot
Leo: Because only the ultimate power on earth can handle Excalibur. That's why the Lady stayed in the lake, to insulate herself from the power of the sword.
Paige: Ok, so we should find Piper and then drown her.
6x08 Charmed in Camelot
Paige: Owww!
Leo: Feeling any better?
Paige: No, I'm pretty sure "ow" signifies that I am not, in fact, feeling any better.
6x08 Charmed in Camelot
Phoebe: Wow. A magic-free life. You're the last witch in the world I'd expect that from.
Paige: It's not magic-free. It's just ... magic-lite.
6x11 Witchstock
Paige: Ok, you go get Phoebe, I'll go get Richard.
Piper: But what if he's infected, too?
Paige: Well, I'll save him, and then I'll kill him.
6x13 Used karma
Jinny: But you cannot handle him. Nobody can. He has a flying carpet and an army of forty thieves.
Phoebe: Thirty-eight. I vanquished two.
Paige: Let me guess. He wanted a crew and a nice ride. Original for a demon's wish, eh?
6x15 I dream of Phoebe
Phoebe: What? Are you kidding me? I--I just felt -- Paige: Pissed? Phoebe: Very.
Paige: Well, as someone who's seen Carrie -- both versions-- I'd say the reunion is over.
6x17 Hyde school reunion
Paige: Well, you've heard of recapturing your youth. I think Phoebe's youth is trying to capture her.
6x17 Hyde school reunion
Paige: He's actually right. Without the Wyatt force field thing ...
Chris: Ok. Do you have to keep rubbing that in?
Paige: Aren't there any therapists in the future?
6x18 Spin city
Paige: You could've told us he was a Jedi Master warlock.
5x08 A witch in time
Leo: Because nobody knows where the fairy tale fortress is. It's location has been kept secret, even from the Elders.
Paige: Where was their infinite wisdom on the day that was decided?
5x03 Happily ever after
Piper: See? This is why we do not summon Darklighters to the house!
Paige: Noted. Now what the hell is going on with your powers, lady?
Piper: I don't know. I think my half-Whitelighter baby thought that fireworks would be prettier than demon guts.
Paige: Okay, we need to teach your also half-witch baby the joys of maiming
and killing demons.
5x04 Siren's song
Leo: I talked with the Elders. They don't know of any demon powerful enough to manipulate Cole.
Paige: Ooh, the Elders don't know anything, what a shock.
5x07 Sympathy for the demon
Paige: No, Phoebe leaves the house to go to work. I can understand wanting a break from guys, but come on already, she's gonna wear out the batteries.
5x10 The mummy's tomb
Piper: Egypt? Phoebe is in Egypt?
Paige: On the bright side, we'll get to see the pyramids.
5x10 The mummy's tomb
Piper: Are you trying to help or are you just gonna ramble?
Paige: I'm just gonna ramble.
5x11 The importance of being Phoebe
Paige: I'd say Phoebe skipped straight from preoccupied to paranoid.
Leo: You're exaggerating.
Paige: Am I? Yesterday a balloon exploded and she stormed down here with a vanquishing potion.
5x14 Sand Francisco dreaming
Paige: Everybody is odd in San Francisco, that's why we fit in so well.
5x14 Sand Francisco dreaming
Paige: You know, this all started when El mystery mare arrived. Maybe she's a Trojan unicorn sent to suck away our magic.
5x15 Special delivery
Cronyn: Oh, don't worry, I hate good magic, fairy tales, wishes on stars, and children who believe in Santa Claus. Mortals don't know it exists, but magic infuses all their hopes and dreams.
Paige: Stand back, I think he's gonna break out in song.
5x15 Special delivery
Phoebe: "I thought I'd try again. How about Saturday night?" He is asking me out again.
Paige: Well, if you're gonna do it, I would go with Saturday, seeing as how
we'll probably be dead by then.
5x17 Lucky Charmed
Phoebe: Wait a minute, you just said something.
Paige: I did? Was it smart?
5x18 Cat house
Paige: Ehh! Gosh, what's that smell? I hope it's not breakfast.
Piper: I'm making an herbal sleep remedy.
Paige: Oh, remind me never to get insomnia.
5x19 Naughty nymphs
Nate: I think the eighth grade sort of sucks for everybody.
Paige: Yeah, mine just kinda sucked publicly
5x20 Sense and sense ability
Phoebe: Okay, devil's advocate, until we figure out how powerful they are, we shouldn't use you as bait.
Paige: Witch's advocate, there are evil gods running around on the loose that we should eliminate before Wyatt gets home.
5x22 Oh my goddess, part 1
Elders will all be dead and we'll own the heavens. (Piper, Phoebe and Paige appear.) Who are you?
Paige: The Supremes.
5x22 Oh my goddess, part 1
Phoebe: Or how about this one. I'm gonna go check with the Elders. Do you actually thinks he checks with the Elders?
Paige: Ha! No, he probably just orbs to a sports bar and buys his buddies rounds of drinks. (in a manly voice) Yeah, my wife thinks I'm up there. Here's to the Elders.
5x22 Oh my goddess, part 1
Paige: You can't say demons followed by 'oh my god'. I'm new at this, I'm likely to panic.
4x03 Hell hath no fury
Paige: Forget that. What's life like under the sea? Does your skin get wrinkly? Does algae pose as a personal hygiene problem.
5x01 A witch's tail, part 1
Phoebe: Look, I am not a common goldfish. I can not ignore the call of the sea.
Paige: Well, the call of the common bathtub is just gonna have to do.
5x02 A witch's tail, part 2
Paige (to Piper): Minor setback? The room is on fire! You're supposed to be figuring out a way to vanquish Necron, not yourself.
5x02 A witch's tail, part 2
Paige: Phoebe gets to fight. Phoebe gets to levitate. I - I get to cook.
4x04 Enter the demon
Glen: Who are they?
Paige: The soon to be ex-sisters I was telling you about.
4x06 A knight to remember
Paige: Thank God chivalry is dead. He is getting on my last nerve.
4x06 A knight to remember
