Post by Chloe on Jul 15, 2006 17:36:30 GMT
Paige: Oh, goodness.
Phoebe: Hope you guys got a discount on all that leather.
7x17 Scry hard
Paige: You know, I'd really rather not find her, considering I'm the reason she's dead.
Phoebe: Join the club.
7x21 Death becomes them
Phoebe: Thanks. Last time I ride BART for a while. The train, not the guy.
6x18 Spin city
Paige: Yeah. Not a bad guy over there. Is that Nick?
Phoebe: Uh, no, actually, that's Ron
Paige: What, you skip some letters in the alphabet?
Phoebe: Qs are hard to find.
6x18 Spin city
Paige: Oh, my god, you landed one!
Phoebe: She's a genie, not a trout.
6x15 I dream of Phoebe
Phoebe: I could understand running if he didn't love me back, you know? Fight or flight. It's the nature of the beast.
Piper: Speaking of that --
Phoebe: But he does love me. I know. I felt it, you know? So what's the big deal? Why is he running?
Piper: Well, if it makes you feel any better, you probably won't be alive much longer to worry about it.
Phoebe: Thank you, yes. That makes me feel so much better.
6x09 Hot mammas
Paige: Since when is Piper into Hot Latin Types?
Phoebe: Since I put in the "Hot Latin Type" ingredient.
6x12 Prince Charmed
Piper: Excuse me. Hi. Thanks for coming.
Phoebe: Oh, of course, you know, anything for our little nephew. What exactly are we doing for our little nephew?
6x14 The legend of sleepy Halliwell
Phoebe: Well, if Piper ever gets her memory back, she's gonna kill you.
Chris: Why?
Phoebe: Because she hates wearing those costumes as much as we do.
6x01 Valhalley of the dolls part 1
Phoebe: And we need your help to save him.
Darryl: Sure. You know that. Just ask. Anything.
Phoebe: Great! We just need to borrow your soul for a couple of hours.
Paige: Yeah. We'll give it right back.
Phoebe: It's perfectly safe, really. Your body will just slip into a coma, and as long as we get your soul back in time ...
Paige: ... which we will ...
Phoebe: ... you'll be fine. Just a little headache, that's all. What do you say?
6x01 Valhalley of the dolls part 1
Chris: No. Look, I haven't been a Whitelighter very long, ok, and healing - it's big, and it takes a while to learn how to do.
Phoebe: Great. Student-lighter.
6x01 Valhalley of the dolls part 1
Piper: Why don't they make a card that says "You used to be my whitelighter and now your wings are clipped and you're sleeping in my club."
Phoebe: Or how about "You snooze you lose and now I'm getting naked with the neighbor."
2x13 Animal pragmatism
Phoebe: All I know is Cole is an angel. He was awesome in that court room yesterday.
Prue: See something you like, sis?
Phoebe: Maybe, or maybe it's just nice to run into someone that's not a college boy. More years, less hormones.
3x01 Honeymoon's over
Craig: How... what... who are you?
Paige: Witch.
Leo: Angel.
Phoebe: Mermaid.
5x01 A witch's tail, part 1
Cole: So, uh, did you get my flowers?
Phoebe: Yep. Sorry I tried to strangle you? Probably not a card that the florist gets to write every day, huh?
5x04 Siren's song
Piper: Well, he had a great big giant A on his chest, how about A?
Phoebe: I'm telling you, you are not gonna find him in the Book of Shadows. At a comic book convention, maybe.
Paige: He could still be a demon.
Phoebe: Paige, he was in tights.
5x05 Magic wears a mask
Cole: I think that, uh, someone is trying to drive me crazy.
Phoebe: Well, that makes two of us.
5x07 Sympathy for the demon
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I'm just freaking out. Having an invincible ex-husband is making me really nervous.
5x09 Daddy dearest
Phoebe: Speaking of which, do you think eye of newt would work on the woman that's trying to sue me?
Paige: Is she demonic?
Phoebe: Well, she's demonically stupid.
5x11 The importance of being Phoebe
Phoebe: Don't worry, I will find a way. Where there's a ying there's a yang.
5x13 House call
Piper: Hey, Pheebs, what's cooking?
Phoebe: Oh, if you're talking about Spencer Ricks, not him. I turned him back into the pig that he was..
5x13 House call
Phoebe: Okay, Paige, while unicorns may be very magical and cool, I'm not so sure it's appropriate for a baby. Have you seen those hooves? And how are we gonna baby proof that horn?
5x15 Special delivery
Phoebe: We don't need no stinkin' powers to kick some demon ass.
5x15 Special delivery
Phoebe: Oh, wait a minute, I am stubborn? I am stubborn? Then what are you?
Jason: Stubborn, and a control freak. And pretty arrogant sometimes.
Phoebe: You really know how to take the fun out of a fight now, don't you?
5x17 Lucky Charmed
Jason: You lose something?
Phoebe: Oh, just my brain. And my keys.
5x19 Naughty nymphs
Phoebe: Well, if it makes you feel any better, you didn't miss much with me. I'm pretty much the exact same person I was back then. I mean, I have a job now and that's good. But, uh, you know, I'm still living at home, I'm still single, the only real difference is that I'm five years older. I need to use more expensive night cream.
5x18 Cat house
Phoebe: Ugh, okay. I think I did something really bad. I slept with my boss.
Piper: Jason?
Phoebe: No, Elise. Yes, of course Jason!
5x19 Naughty nymphs
Phoebe: Hey, do you ever think that maybe your Kazi buddy here can't read?
Kazi Demon: I tried to tell her that.
Phoebe: He did? (Paige writes "Demons lie" on the notepad.) Yeah, but not about literacy.
5x20 Sense and sense ability
Phoebe to Wyatt: You are so cute. Yes you are. Your grandmother is just going to eat you up when she meets you. But no spitting up and none of that toxic poop that you like to do because she hasn't been around babies since she was alive, okay?
5x21 Necromancing the stone
Phoebe: Okay, before you start yelling, let me just explain to you I'm trying to figure out where Jason and I stand, and to do that it requires a lot of phone calls. You're gonna throw that glass at me, aren't you?
Piper: No, honey, I get it. You know, it is a very big phone bill, but if you have to choose between true love and air conditioning, I'd say it's a no brainer.
Phoebe: Who are you and what have you done to my sister?
5x22 Oh my goddess, part 1
A muscly man wearing no shirt, holding a crystal ball walks into the conservatory.
Phoebe: Whoa, check out the size of that Oracle's... ball.
5x22 Oh my goddess, part 1
Phoebe: Well, that should've been your first clue that my sister sprang from the shallower end of the gene pool.
5x02 A witch's tail, part 2
Phoebe: Phoebeville, and all of it's glory will be abandoned for greater pastures and two lattes.
Prue: Oh, all hail the Queen.
Phoebe: Yay, I love to be hailed.
3x16 Death takes a Halliwell
Piper: Cole, we don't kidnap cops and then hold them against their will.
Phoebe: But we do follow them and protect them against their will. Come on.
3x16 Death takes a Halliwell
Phoebe: I don't understand. You tell a guy that Death is after him and he goes to a cemetery. How smart is that?
3x16 Death takes a Halliwell
Phoebe: Huh, wow, so you're relinquishing control to your little sister. You must really be tired
3x15 Just Harried
Prue: Hi, hey, alright, I need some professional help.
Phoebe: No arguments here.
3x10 We all scream for ice-cream
Phoebe: He's a demonic dog catcher, and he uses ice cream as bait? Great news for the lactose intolerant demons.
3x10 We all scream for ice-cream
Phoebe: What? Do you remember when demons look like demons and innocents look like innocents? Who changed the rules on us?
3x10 We all scream for ice-cream
Piper: You didn't sleep either?
Phoebe: Not a wink. Thank god for make-up.
3x05 Sight unseen
Prue: Yeah, or maybe it was a demon who took them for some weird ritualistic ceremony?
Phoebe: Now would that be the, um, pillow smothering or the lock picking demon?
3x05 Sight unseen
Prue: Alright, let's try and make sure that doesn't happen again. From what they're wearing it looks to be, what, 16-1700's?
Phoebe: Where the life expectancy of the average witch is, what, fifteen minutes?
3x04 All Halliwell's eve
Prue: Hey, uh, it's me.
Phoebe: It's amazing how much stress you can project with so few words, Prue. I will have your precious car home momentarily.
3x03 Once upon a time
Prue: Okay, so it's kind of late and, um, we're all a bit tired so how about we finish up tomorrow?
Phoebe: Now look what you did. You went and turned Prue into the middle child.
3x03 Once upon a time
Phoebe: So, while she is up romping around the clouds with Leo, we've got our wiccan butts flapping around in the wind here.
3x01 Honeymoon's over
Darryl: Nobody's gonna believe anything that sleaze ball has to say. All you have to do is get your story straight.
Phoebe: You mean get our lies straight.
3x01 Honeymoon's over
Piper: So what am I gonna tell him? The last time I saw him he handed me proof that you were killed in 1942. He's gonna expect a reaction from me.
Phoebe: How about "Hey Dan, you're right, I am a necrophiliac."
2x22 Be careful what you witch for
Phoebe: Oh, you know, it's your wedding. Shouldn't the first kill be yours?
3x13 Bride and gloom
Phoebe: The only thing we're resisting is the desire to rip you to pieces and have you for lunch.
3x13 Bride and gloom
Andy: I just told you I saw your sister dead and you're relieved?
Phoebe: Andy, it's uh, no secret that we fought at times.
1x16 Which Prue is it anyway
Prue: Oh, I hate cemeteries at night.
Phoebe: I hate cemeteries at day.
1x20 The power of two
Piper: Why are you being so stubborn about this?
Phoebe: Because I'm a Scorpio. What's your excuse?
3x03 Once upon a time
Piper: So if one of us...got Leo...it'd be ok with the other one.
Phoebe: Absolutely.
Piper: So we can just consider this a friendly competition.
Phoebe: Sibling rivalry.
Piper: War.
Phoebe: Exactly.
1x07 The fourth sister
Prue: (to Phoebe) Your friend obviously.
Phoebe: Yeah, the dead one.
2x19 Ex libris
Phoebe: Can I just say I am absolutely enjoying this?
Piper: That's because you're not doing anything.
Phoebe: Not true. I've painted my fingers and my toes.
1x14 Secret and guys
Phoebe (to leo): if you dig your nose any deeper into that coffee your gonna need a snorkel.
4x10 A Paige from the past
Phoebe: Wow, Leo, you lost mum's ring. It's a good thing you're dead already.
3x12 Wrestling with demons
Phoebe: Piper it was an accident. It's not like I borrowed Prue's car, so I could drive it into a pole.
2x03 The painted world
Prue: Watch me.
Phoebe: Prue's party tips- meet, greet, and bail
1x03 Thank you for not morphing
Phoebe: Wait a minute. Life altering plans can not be squeezed in between 'pass the newspaper' and 'who ate the Special K.'
3x17 Pre-Witched
Phoebe: Well, you can't ignore that beautiful little girl of yours that we saw in the future, and if my math is right, you and Leo better start, you know, right about now.
4x07 Brain drain
Phoebe: What was that?
Prue: Ah, probably a zombie or vampire.
Phoebe: Great, where's Buffy when you need her?
1x20 The power of two
Piper: A White Lighter.
Phoebe: Yeah, they're sorta like, you know how Peter Pan has Tinkerbell? They're sorta like that minus the tutu and the wings.
1x21 Love hurts
Prue: Hey, what's going on?
Phoebe: Ah, you know, the usual, made some coffee, read the newspaper, walked in on Piper switching powers with Leo. You know.
1x21 Love hurts
Prue: Was it a demon?
Piper: No it was watermelon.
Phoebe: Honey, why'd you vanquish watermelon?
3x20 Exit strategy
Phoebe: I'm sure he's sorry. (to her tummy) Aren't you sorry? Kids at this age, they don't know any better, you know.
4x21 Womb raider
Prue: (thinking) We have to go kill a warlock while she gets to sit on some guys...
Phoebe: Hey hey.
Prue: You heard that?
Phoebe: Like I need a hearing thoughts spell to know what you're thinking.
2x07 They're everywhere
Phoebe: Okay Prue, we have had this conversation. You are not allowed to use your active power on me until I have an active power to use on you, remember?
3x01 Honeymoon's over
Phoebe: I'm making soup for Cole, He'll eat it in a bowl, I guess that's my new role, Just making soup for Cole.
4x12 Lost and bound
Grams: All right, fine. You caught us. Congratulations. So what are you gonna do about it? Shoot us?
Phoebe: Easy, Grams. Not all of us are dead, remember?
4x01 Charmed again, part 1
Phoebe: Prue will never forgive us if we look bad at her funeral.
4x01 Charmed again, part 1
Phoebe: Okay, let's review. I play decoy, demon attacks. Piper freezes, you slice and dice until we get the demon sushi.
4x08 Black as Cole
Phoebe: Cole, you are useful, alive. Its just that now you have to be the brains behind the operation, not the brawn.
4x09 Muse to my ears
Leo: Okay, so what exactly are you doing now?
Phoebe: Basking in the brilliance of our failure.
4x09 Muse to my ears
Phoebe: Wait, I don't understand, shouldn't you wait until after you have kids to start fighting about them?
4x12 Lost and bound
Phoebe: Yeah, that's just in case you need psychic services while me and my new husband are busy getting busy.
4x15 Marry-go-round
Phoebe: Relax, boys, I'm here to cook not kill
4x20 Long live the queen
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I became queen of the Underworld and nearly died carrying baby Lucifer.
4x22 Witch way now
Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running through the house naked screaming "run for your life" either.
Phoebe: Okay. That is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.
1x15 Is There a Woogy In the House?
Phoebe: "Don't worry we had safe sex.....alot of safe sex!"
1x05 Dream Scorceror
Piper: No, I can do it, I can figure it out.
Phoebe: Piper, you're stranded and you're all alone and the only thing you have to protect yourself with is a wooden sthingy that's broken.
1x12 The Wendigo
Phoebe (after Andras is knocked out of Belthazor): Mmmm, demon with demon filling.
3x07 Power Outage
Prue: I know what you guys are going to say and please don't talk me out of it.
Phoebe: Okay, forgive us for not wanting you dead.
1x16 Which Prue is it anyway
Phoebe: Hope you guys got a discount on all that leather.
7x17 Scry hard
Paige: You know, I'd really rather not find her, considering I'm the reason she's dead.
Phoebe: Join the club.
7x21 Death becomes them
Phoebe: Thanks. Last time I ride BART for a while. The train, not the guy.
6x18 Spin city
Paige: Yeah. Not a bad guy over there. Is that Nick?
Phoebe: Uh, no, actually, that's Ron
Paige: What, you skip some letters in the alphabet?
Phoebe: Qs are hard to find.
6x18 Spin city
Paige: Oh, my god, you landed one!
Phoebe: She's a genie, not a trout.
6x15 I dream of Phoebe
Phoebe: I could understand running if he didn't love me back, you know? Fight or flight. It's the nature of the beast.
Piper: Speaking of that --
Phoebe: But he does love me. I know. I felt it, you know? So what's the big deal? Why is he running?
Piper: Well, if it makes you feel any better, you probably won't be alive much longer to worry about it.
Phoebe: Thank you, yes. That makes me feel so much better.
6x09 Hot mammas
Paige: Since when is Piper into Hot Latin Types?
Phoebe: Since I put in the "Hot Latin Type" ingredient.
6x12 Prince Charmed
Piper: Excuse me. Hi. Thanks for coming.
Phoebe: Oh, of course, you know, anything for our little nephew. What exactly are we doing for our little nephew?
6x14 The legend of sleepy Halliwell
Phoebe: Well, if Piper ever gets her memory back, she's gonna kill you.
Chris: Why?
Phoebe: Because she hates wearing those costumes as much as we do.
6x01 Valhalley of the dolls part 1
Phoebe: And we need your help to save him.
Darryl: Sure. You know that. Just ask. Anything.
Phoebe: Great! We just need to borrow your soul for a couple of hours.
Paige: Yeah. We'll give it right back.
Phoebe: It's perfectly safe, really. Your body will just slip into a coma, and as long as we get your soul back in time ...
Paige: ... which we will ...
Phoebe: ... you'll be fine. Just a little headache, that's all. What do you say?
6x01 Valhalley of the dolls part 1
Chris: No. Look, I haven't been a Whitelighter very long, ok, and healing - it's big, and it takes a while to learn how to do.
Phoebe: Great. Student-lighter.
6x01 Valhalley of the dolls part 1
Piper: Why don't they make a card that says "You used to be my whitelighter and now your wings are clipped and you're sleeping in my club."
Phoebe: Or how about "You snooze you lose and now I'm getting naked with the neighbor."
2x13 Animal pragmatism
Phoebe: All I know is Cole is an angel. He was awesome in that court room yesterday.
Prue: See something you like, sis?
Phoebe: Maybe, or maybe it's just nice to run into someone that's not a college boy. More years, less hormones.
3x01 Honeymoon's over
Craig: How... what... who are you?
Paige: Witch.
Leo: Angel.
Phoebe: Mermaid.
5x01 A witch's tail, part 1
Cole: So, uh, did you get my flowers?
Phoebe: Yep. Sorry I tried to strangle you? Probably not a card that the florist gets to write every day, huh?
5x04 Siren's song
Piper: Well, he had a great big giant A on his chest, how about A?
Phoebe: I'm telling you, you are not gonna find him in the Book of Shadows. At a comic book convention, maybe.
Paige: He could still be a demon.
Phoebe: Paige, he was in tights.
5x05 Magic wears a mask
Cole: I think that, uh, someone is trying to drive me crazy.
Phoebe: Well, that makes two of us.
5x07 Sympathy for the demon
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I'm just freaking out. Having an invincible ex-husband is making me really nervous.
5x09 Daddy dearest
Phoebe: Speaking of which, do you think eye of newt would work on the woman that's trying to sue me?
Paige: Is she demonic?
Phoebe: Well, she's demonically stupid.
5x11 The importance of being Phoebe
Phoebe: Don't worry, I will find a way. Where there's a ying there's a yang.
5x13 House call
Piper: Hey, Pheebs, what's cooking?
Phoebe: Oh, if you're talking about Spencer Ricks, not him. I turned him back into the pig that he was..
5x13 House call
Phoebe: Okay, Paige, while unicorns may be very magical and cool, I'm not so sure it's appropriate for a baby. Have you seen those hooves? And how are we gonna baby proof that horn?
5x15 Special delivery
Phoebe: We don't need no stinkin' powers to kick some demon ass.
5x15 Special delivery
Phoebe: Oh, wait a minute, I am stubborn? I am stubborn? Then what are you?
Jason: Stubborn, and a control freak. And pretty arrogant sometimes.
Phoebe: You really know how to take the fun out of a fight now, don't you?
5x17 Lucky Charmed
Jason: You lose something?
Phoebe: Oh, just my brain. And my keys.
5x19 Naughty nymphs
Phoebe: Well, if it makes you feel any better, you didn't miss much with me. I'm pretty much the exact same person I was back then. I mean, I have a job now and that's good. But, uh, you know, I'm still living at home, I'm still single, the only real difference is that I'm five years older. I need to use more expensive night cream.
5x18 Cat house
Phoebe: Ugh, okay. I think I did something really bad. I slept with my boss.
Piper: Jason?
Phoebe: No, Elise. Yes, of course Jason!
5x19 Naughty nymphs
Phoebe: Hey, do you ever think that maybe your Kazi buddy here can't read?
Kazi Demon: I tried to tell her that.
Phoebe: He did? (Paige writes "Demons lie" on the notepad.) Yeah, but not about literacy.
5x20 Sense and sense ability
Phoebe to Wyatt: You are so cute. Yes you are. Your grandmother is just going to eat you up when she meets you. But no spitting up and none of that toxic poop that you like to do because she hasn't been around babies since she was alive, okay?
5x21 Necromancing the stone
Phoebe: Okay, before you start yelling, let me just explain to you I'm trying to figure out where Jason and I stand, and to do that it requires a lot of phone calls. You're gonna throw that glass at me, aren't you?
Piper: No, honey, I get it. You know, it is a very big phone bill, but if you have to choose between true love and air conditioning, I'd say it's a no brainer.
Phoebe: Who are you and what have you done to my sister?
5x22 Oh my goddess, part 1
A muscly man wearing no shirt, holding a crystal ball walks into the conservatory.
Phoebe: Whoa, check out the size of that Oracle's... ball.
5x22 Oh my goddess, part 1
Phoebe: Well, that should've been your first clue that my sister sprang from the shallower end of the gene pool.
5x02 A witch's tail, part 2
Phoebe: Phoebeville, and all of it's glory will be abandoned for greater pastures and two lattes.
Prue: Oh, all hail the Queen.
Phoebe: Yay, I love to be hailed.
3x16 Death takes a Halliwell
Piper: Cole, we don't kidnap cops and then hold them against their will.
Phoebe: But we do follow them and protect them against their will. Come on.
3x16 Death takes a Halliwell
Phoebe: I don't understand. You tell a guy that Death is after him and he goes to a cemetery. How smart is that?
3x16 Death takes a Halliwell
Phoebe: Huh, wow, so you're relinquishing control to your little sister. You must really be tired
3x15 Just Harried
Prue: Hi, hey, alright, I need some professional help.
Phoebe: No arguments here.
3x10 We all scream for ice-cream
Phoebe: He's a demonic dog catcher, and he uses ice cream as bait? Great news for the lactose intolerant demons.
3x10 We all scream for ice-cream
Phoebe: What? Do you remember when demons look like demons and innocents look like innocents? Who changed the rules on us?
3x10 We all scream for ice-cream
Piper: You didn't sleep either?
Phoebe: Not a wink. Thank god for make-up.
3x05 Sight unseen
Prue: Yeah, or maybe it was a demon who took them for some weird ritualistic ceremony?
Phoebe: Now would that be the, um, pillow smothering or the lock picking demon?
3x05 Sight unseen
Prue: Alright, let's try and make sure that doesn't happen again. From what they're wearing it looks to be, what, 16-1700's?
Phoebe: Where the life expectancy of the average witch is, what, fifteen minutes?
3x04 All Halliwell's eve
Prue: Hey, uh, it's me.
Phoebe: It's amazing how much stress you can project with so few words, Prue. I will have your precious car home momentarily.
3x03 Once upon a time
Prue: Okay, so it's kind of late and, um, we're all a bit tired so how about we finish up tomorrow?
Phoebe: Now look what you did. You went and turned Prue into the middle child.
3x03 Once upon a time
Phoebe: So, while she is up romping around the clouds with Leo, we've got our wiccan butts flapping around in the wind here.
3x01 Honeymoon's over
Darryl: Nobody's gonna believe anything that sleaze ball has to say. All you have to do is get your story straight.
Phoebe: You mean get our lies straight.
3x01 Honeymoon's over
Piper: So what am I gonna tell him? The last time I saw him he handed me proof that you were killed in 1942. He's gonna expect a reaction from me.
Phoebe: How about "Hey Dan, you're right, I am a necrophiliac."
2x22 Be careful what you witch for
Phoebe: Oh, you know, it's your wedding. Shouldn't the first kill be yours?
3x13 Bride and gloom
Phoebe: The only thing we're resisting is the desire to rip you to pieces and have you for lunch.
3x13 Bride and gloom
Andy: I just told you I saw your sister dead and you're relieved?
Phoebe: Andy, it's uh, no secret that we fought at times.
1x16 Which Prue is it anyway
Prue: Oh, I hate cemeteries at night.
Phoebe: I hate cemeteries at day.
1x20 The power of two
Piper: Why are you being so stubborn about this?
Phoebe: Because I'm a Scorpio. What's your excuse?
3x03 Once upon a time
Piper: So if one of us...got Leo...it'd be ok with the other one.
Phoebe: Absolutely.
Piper: So we can just consider this a friendly competition.
Phoebe: Sibling rivalry.
Piper: War.
Phoebe: Exactly.
1x07 The fourth sister
Prue: (to Phoebe) Your friend obviously.
Phoebe: Yeah, the dead one.
2x19 Ex libris
Phoebe: Can I just say I am absolutely enjoying this?
Piper: That's because you're not doing anything.
Phoebe: Not true. I've painted my fingers and my toes.
1x14 Secret and guys
Phoebe (to leo): if you dig your nose any deeper into that coffee your gonna need a snorkel.
4x10 A Paige from the past
Phoebe: Wow, Leo, you lost mum's ring. It's a good thing you're dead already.
3x12 Wrestling with demons
Phoebe: Piper it was an accident. It's not like I borrowed Prue's car, so I could drive it into a pole.
2x03 The painted world
Prue: Watch me.
Phoebe: Prue's party tips- meet, greet, and bail
1x03 Thank you for not morphing
Phoebe: Wait a minute. Life altering plans can not be squeezed in between 'pass the newspaper' and 'who ate the Special K.'
3x17 Pre-Witched
Phoebe: Well, you can't ignore that beautiful little girl of yours that we saw in the future, and if my math is right, you and Leo better start, you know, right about now.
4x07 Brain drain
Phoebe: What was that?
Prue: Ah, probably a zombie or vampire.
Phoebe: Great, where's Buffy when you need her?
1x20 The power of two
Piper: A White Lighter.
Phoebe: Yeah, they're sorta like, you know how Peter Pan has Tinkerbell? They're sorta like that minus the tutu and the wings.
1x21 Love hurts
Prue: Hey, what's going on?
Phoebe: Ah, you know, the usual, made some coffee, read the newspaper, walked in on Piper switching powers with Leo. You know.
1x21 Love hurts
Prue: Was it a demon?
Piper: No it was watermelon.
Phoebe: Honey, why'd you vanquish watermelon?
3x20 Exit strategy
Phoebe: I'm sure he's sorry. (to her tummy) Aren't you sorry? Kids at this age, they don't know any better, you know.
4x21 Womb raider
Prue: (thinking) We have to go kill a warlock while she gets to sit on some guys...
Phoebe: Hey hey.
Prue: You heard that?
Phoebe: Like I need a hearing thoughts spell to know what you're thinking.
2x07 They're everywhere
Phoebe: Okay Prue, we have had this conversation. You are not allowed to use your active power on me until I have an active power to use on you, remember?
3x01 Honeymoon's over
Phoebe: I'm making soup for Cole, He'll eat it in a bowl, I guess that's my new role, Just making soup for Cole.
4x12 Lost and bound
Grams: All right, fine. You caught us. Congratulations. So what are you gonna do about it? Shoot us?
Phoebe: Easy, Grams. Not all of us are dead, remember?
4x01 Charmed again, part 1
Phoebe: Prue will never forgive us if we look bad at her funeral.
4x01 Charmed again, part 1
Phoebe: Okay, let's review. I play decoy, demon attacks. Piper freezes, you slice and dice until we get the demon sushi.
4x08 Black as Cole
Phoebe: Cole, you are useful, alive. Its just that now you have to be the brains behind the operation, not the brawn.
4x09 Muse to my ears
Leo: Okay, so what exactly are you doing now?
Phoebe: Basking in the brilliance of our failure.
4x09 Muse to my ears
Phoebe: Wait, I don't understand, shouldn't you wait until after you have kids to start fighting about them?
4x12 Lost and bound
Phoebe: Yeah, that's just in case you need psychic services while me and my new husband are busy getting busy.
4x15 Marry-go-round
Phoebe: Relax, boys, I'm here to cook not kill
4x20 Long live the queen
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I became queen of the Underworld and nearly died carrying baby Lucifer.
4x22 Witch way now
Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running through the house naked screaming "run for your life" either.
Phoebe: Okay. That is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.
1x15 Is There a Woogy In the House?
Phoebe: "Don't worry we had safe sex.....alot of safe sex!"
1x05 Dream Scorceror
Piper: No, I can do it, I can figure it out.
Phoebe: Piper, you're stranded and you're all alone and the only thing you have to protect yourself with is a wooden sthingy that's broken.
1x12 The Wendigo
Phoebe (after Andras is knocked out of Belthazor): Mmmm, demon with demon filling.
3x07 Power Outage
Prue: I know what you guys are going to say and please don't talk me out of it.
Phoebe: Okay, forgive us for not wanting you dead.
1x16 Which Prue is it anyway
